Frisbee!

One of my favorite activities of all time is going to the park and playing frisbee!  But I wish my human would throw the disc so that I can catch it... 

Diary for a diet

I'll try to update this as often as possible.  I'd like to keep track of what I eat and how I liked it.  I like to make my human do this sort of work.

Confusion had its guts ripped out

I'm not confused any more, because I chased confusion down until it couldn't run any more, then I bit it and shook it until its guts started spilling.  As a final note I plunged my face into confusion's belly and ripped all those confused guts right out and gulped them down. They were delicious.  I ate the rest of confusion too, mmm soo good.  Some time after killing and eating confusion, I got a bath.  It was probably because I had confusion's blood all over my head and neck.  Then confusion was not only dead with its guts ripped out, but it was also flushed down the drain.  So long, confusion!!!