Thursday, April 5, 2012

Frisbee!


One of my favorite activities of all time is going to the park and playing frisbee!  But I wish my human would throw the disc so that I can catch it... 

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Diary for a diet

I'll try to update this as often as possible.  I'd like to keep track of what I eat and how I liked it.  I like to make my human do this sort of work.

Confusion had its guts ripped out

I'm not confused any more, because I chased confusion down until it couldn't run any more, then I bit it and shook it until its guts started spilling.  As a final note I plunged my face into confusion's belly and ripped all those confused guts right out and gulped them down. They were delicious.  I ate the rest of confusion too, mmm soo good.  Some time after killing and eating confusion, I got a bath.  It was probably because I had confusion's blood all over my head and neck.  Then confusion was not only dead with its guts ripped out, but it was also flushed down the drain.  So long, confusion!!!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

As a Dog

As a dog with the name Gulo, I have a lot to live up to.  The only problem is, I am unable to live up to my name.  No one really cares about may name, though, so it's not a big deal.

A lot of things confuse me.  I also feel afraid a lot... but more than anything I am confused.  Some things are crystal clear, like me doing some easy motions to get food... and it's really fun when I have to figure out which one will get me the food... I just keep guessing until a treat drops from the sky!  Most of the time, though, I'm either sleeping, eating, chasing something, or confused.